As I dropped my class of in the gym today I was told that one of my students (Rubber Band) was leaving early. As she and I walked back to the classroom to get her backpack she asked, "Why am I going home?" I said I didn't know why. She said, "Am I sick?"
I said, "I don't know. Are you sick?"
"I guess so."
"Really? And your dad figured it out before you or I did?"
Amazing talent he has.